were.. just yes <3
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if my son is gay
  • son: mom... i'm gay
  • me: what was that?
  • son: i'm... gay
  • me: HA! KNEW IT!
  • son: wh...what?
  • husband: what's going on?
  • me: OUR SON'S GAY!
  • husband: oh god.
  • son: wait, is that okay?
  • husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
  • me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
  • son: i—
  • me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
  • son: that's great mom bu—
  • me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
  • husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
  • me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
  • son: mom that really isn—
  • me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
  • husband: shit
  • me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
  • son: dad, what's going o—
  • me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
  • husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
  • me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
  • son: i'm scared
  • husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
  • me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
  • This is horrible.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SLORES 1 note
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